Yesterday, I embarked on an adventure that brought me to a part of Beijing that I had not yet explored, introduced me to a native Bejinger who owned a bike store owner and had an Ausie English accent, and then exploited me as a pawn in the solicitation of numerous likely stolen, second-hand bicycles. However, I did manage to come away with my new best friend. Meet the Flying Pigeon.
Although it’s breaks are rather squeaky and the chain fell off on the second day, my new friend has allowed me to finally break free of the agony of Beijing’s public transportation system. I have now been elevated, although only slightly, on the transportation value-chain that overflows this city’s endless network of highways, streets and alleys. Although the volume of cars, busses, trucks, scooters, modernized and motorized rickshaws, bicycles and people is at a constant high, the people in Beijing are like a large school of fish: perpetually swimming elbow to elbow, but somehow never crashing. Hopefully I will never crash, as helmets cease to exist in this school.
Did I mention my new friend cost me 20 George Washingtons? Yes, that is $20 for all of you who are unaware of the president that graces the U.S. $1 bill. Last I checked, you couldn’t even fill up half of your gas tank for that much.

















